You Might Be a Bike Commuter….

Hi Friends!

I’m sorry I’ve been offline for so long. I promise to do better!

The other day I got on a big kick of one-liners in the form of Jeff Foxworthy’s “You Might Be a Redneck” jokes. I posted a bunch on Facebook, and thought some of them were pretty clever. ADD YOUR OWN in the comments and I’ll post them. 

Stay safe, keep the rubber-side down, and remember that a clean bike is a happy bike!

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  • If you email Zipp product development to check on the progress of Alfine rear/ dynamo front Firecrest 404 carbon tubulars every week, you might be a bike commuter.
  • If you only look at the low temps in the five day forecast, so you know which layers to wear, you might be a bike commuter.
  • You might be a bike commuter if your tan lines….nah, biker tan never really goes away.
  • If your bike’s new retro salt splatter paint job is as rad as your parachute pants and mall hair were in 1986, you might be a bike commuter.
  • You might be a bike commuter if the last time you drove a car, you punched your passenger in the face when you signaled a right turn.
  • You might be a bike commuter if this happened 6 weeks ago, the last time you drove.
  • If it takes you longer to put on your bike clothes than to ride to work, you might be a bike commuter.
  • If the reason your headlight suddenly got very dim is that it’s covered in the snow that your front wheel kicked up, you might be a bike commuter.
  • If you use the hand dryer in the men’s room to warm up your shoes before you put them on at the train station, you might be a bike commuter.
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4 thoughts on “You Might Be a Bike Commuter….

  1. If your co-workers stand back in reverent awe as you wheel your bike inside the office and then whisper, “Crazy!” behind your back, you might be a bike commuter.

  2. From Dave K. via Icy Bike Winter Commuting Challenge FB page:
    If you think adventures to and from work is “normal” you are a bike commuter.
    If you have had long discussions about spd boots vs. winter boots you are an ice bike commuter.
    If you have a list of bike company help lines at your desk, you are a bike commuter.
    Last one, if you can’t stop commenting on fb bike forums, you are a bike commuter.

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